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posted on 12 Dec 2008 in Chinglish
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Photo courtesy of Chandler Grigg.
Taken at the Banpo museum in Xi’an, China.
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Gee, I sure hope she was dead.
She was a very optimistic little girl.
Alright, I think it’s been long enough. Exhume the body to make a “fresh” batch of Dried Japanese.
I told you not to send her to the Terra Bal driving school….
The city of Xi’an is really stretching to bring the tourists in. At least somebody enjoyed the coffin pit uniquely.
A poor little girl who was coughin’
Needed to be carried off in…
(She uniquely enjoyed it,
But couldn’t avoid it:)
A wooden rectangular coffin.
Some people think that hair and finger nails continue to grow after death, but this may be a bit of a stretch.
Ooh, she’s so lucky, she got to get burried in a grown-ups grave AND a wooden coffin. I sure hope I get something like that too!
Unfortunately she was never allowed at the grown-up table for the holidays.
Nothing says unique like a coffin made out of wood…
With ensuite
Jeez … they’re goin’ goth earlier and earlier nowadays …
Unlike those other children, who enjoyed their coffins in the ordinary way.
@Spoony
is that a “fresh” batch or “flesh” batch? it’s kinda hard to tell!
“Alright, I think it’s been long enough. Exhume the body to make a “fresh†batch of Dried Japanese.”
Everyone else enjoyed wooden coffins no different than usual.
Finally, someone who enjoys their coffin uniquely! Everyone else keeps using theirs in the same old boring way…
Somewhere else, an adult was required to use the child-sized coffin.
“Mommy, Mommy, may I pleeeeease have a unique wooden coffin? I want a rectangular one!”
“Not until you’re an adult, sweetie.”
“Pleeeeeeeease!!!”
Maybe she could be buried in a square shaped ususally used for burying cats and dogs. Now that would be unique.
Just don’t watch her video tape.
She wouldn’t have enjoyed an iron coffin commonly.
If you don’t send this board to 10 people…
Yes,I suppose enjoying something that deprives you of oxygen is quite unique…
This was her email: “Y0u made a go0d ch0ice. Thanks!”
It was the least we could do after we accidentally dropped her into that shark tank
yeah she was fat–this way she had more room
Good for her…
Most people just don’t enjoy those wooden coffins like they used to!
That picture on the right – is that her in the coffin?
– Comfy?
She certainly has unique tastes in comfort.
“I know they buried her body with others – her mother, her sister, and 500 families…but ohhhhhhh comely, you are the only one who enjoyed it!”