Hmmm… Should I go Wednesday or Thursday?

Plan of Action:
Wednesday- get the ladies here.
Thursday- get them loose.
Friday- BIG EVENT!

“Grass wine?” Even the local bar is jumping on the health food bandwagon.

Our happy ladies are always loose at the big events.

You know what comes after the Big Event? Penicillin Sunday.

Happy big loose ladies’ night: 300yen chocolate liqueur milkshakes

Big Event – Ladies Gone Wild!

Must be something in the grass wine…

You need the first drink to brace yourself for the grass wine which they can only give away free.

Grass Wine, please, with a side order of Hash Brownies…

WARNING!!! Drinking grass wine in excess may act as a laxative.

Don’t get excited ladies, it’s made from crab grass.

Whoa! Check out the “big events” on THAT loose lady!

Excuse me, do you serve tobacco?

Would you like the grazing or non-grazing section?

I tried that grass wine once. Then I went out and got me a big bag of Cheetos!

Do the lords know what their ladies do behind their backs?

This wine is superb. What year was it mowed?

It’s loose night because ladies get more than 1 free grass wine after first drink.

I like my wine cose cropped without the free grass skirt for tomorrow night

Now there’s something to ruminate on.

Don’t get too excited about the ladies. There are some real cows among them.

Our wine is grown emo-style in the back lawn. It practically cuts itself!

It’s the “grass” wine that gets the ladies loose, knowhadamsayin’?

Grass wine? I want some of The Rose Beer instead…

Bus boy: “Can I take this glass away, or are you still grazing?”

i’d rather have weed wine k thanx! ;D

Just send the ladies to my front lawn.

this wine has an intresting “miracle grow” twang to it

Wednesday glass-munching nite.

I guess it’s loose night after they have the grass wine?