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The cook has got a lot of balls…
posted on 1 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries
Restaurant sign found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.
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“Waiter, I found a hair in my wine…”
Just don’t get the yellow wine…
Why does my Cigar smell funny?
Customer: Waiter, your balls are showing.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but that doesn’t seem to be the case here.
Take home a sack!
How about meat and potatos
That ain’t no cigar!
Say “hi” to the twins!
Serving fresh Fromunda Cheese Balls every day!
Finally, a place for wine and cigar nuts!
Close but no cigar. Just testicles.
All nuts served in this establishment have been quality-certified by the Michelin Guide… 🙂
Only *one* cigar? What if all six of us want one? 😮
As far as wine houses go, this one is simply a load of old balls… 😉
Nothing like sitting back and relaxing over a good glass of wine, a fine cigar, and a huge helping of lamb fries.
conveniently located near “The Muff Connection” beauty parlor
Would you like your drink on the rocks? Or dry?
Weiner wine as we call it….
Rocky Mountain Oyster bar
Hey, Andrew Zimmern! Have we got a hot spot for you!
My name is Monica. I’ll be your sommalier tonight.
Does red or white go with these?
At least you know this one was processed “naturally” 😀
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!”
“Would you like a cigar with your wine?”
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!â€
“Here, let me unzip that for you?â€
I know good testes when I see ’em…
I’ll be next door at the Fish Taco.
Please remove your shoes before tasting our “white” wine.
“The place for Shot Callers and Strait Ballers”
Um, what exactly is dripping from that G thang?… It”s ‘coming’ down quite quickly!
These balls give a kick!
We crush the balls with our own legs!!
Just good eh? Well MINE are Fantastic!
the best place for Rocky Mountian Oysters!
Lewinsky’s comment while Clinton playing with wine and cigar!
Excuse me, waiter?
Is your white wine home made?
The choices on the menu are so hard to decide…
hey—put the mouse back in the house
This white wine is a bit thick, waiter….
We only have the best testies!
They also do their own brand of tea for those who don’t like alcohol…See http://adult.engrish.com/2009/07/10/honeydew-bubble-tea 😉
(Link PG-16: Not advisable for the workplace!)
Engrish Ate My Balls!!!
Good testes, for when you get tired of nasty balls.
And the ‘G’ is melting.
– Testing, testing …