What’ll ya have…

What the special for today?

I just got busted for Walking While Intoxicated

I’ll have a sneaker on the rocks with a loafer back!

Proper attire required or you will get the boot.

I hear that pair once kicked a man just for snoring too loud.

Really, I’m just here to tie one on.

Golf shoes – we don’t take kindly to your type around here!

I come here every night looking for my sole mate.

One place you won’t get slapped for the comment “Hey, nice pair!”

Yes we card!

Forget the keg. I’ll just take it all in my shoes.

(not a funny comment)

Most of the Hair Salons in the Middle East (UAE and Qatar at least) are marked a Saloons. Even when you try to teall them what it means they just nod and say OK and likely think: “You idiot! What do YOU know about cutting hair”. Nothing, but I know where to cut hair and when to drink my wiskey/beer.

The left one doubles as a flask!

I was a Foot Saloon? Well that would explain why my lunch had that strange leathery after-taste…

I’ve heard of dogs that like to drink beer, but this is ridiculous.

Performing tonight;
James Brown singing “Sole man”

ooh, check out the pumps over there, I’m getting her number

also not a funny comment, but back when chinese women had bound feet, there was a drinking game that involved men drinking out of the “Lotus Slippers”
so this kinda reminded me of that…
hey- “lotus sippers!”
ok im done

GETTING DRUNK OFFA SOME BITCHIN’ FOOTWEAR.

It’s kinda like drinking champagne from a slipper… only different.

You only find real heels in places like that…

Do they carry the Jessica Simpson line in this Duke of Hazard?

This little piggy had one too many!!!

no tounge please

I’ll take a pair of whiskey shoe-ters.

this heres a one pair kinda shelf and it aint big enough for the both of us.

What the hell is wrong with that? “Foot Saloon” is a much better name for a shoe store than “Shoe Carnival”.

isnt that where they put out toe jam for the crackers

Dance for me little piggies!

Are you two sisters?

gimme 2 toes of tequila.

For those feet that like to get legless!

this shoe aint big enough for the five of us.

If the shoe fits…

Foot massage saloon?