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Yeah but the hairdresser acts all high and mighty.
Kami gets his hair done here?!?! I MUST FIND THIS SHOP!!!
Every time I go to this place the guy gives me long white hair and a huge bushy beard.
Thor gets free haircuts from his daddy at God Hair.
NO ATHEISTS OR AGNOSTICS!
The eqivalent of the God Hand
No Hindus. Muslims allowed, but only after inspection. What would a Jainist be doing hear anyway? Jainists don’t cut their hair.
Note: Jainism, not to be confused with Judaism, is a religion where you aren’t allowed to hurt anything. Jainists wrap turbans around their mouths just to keep bugs out.
We use the freshest Holy Water to wash your hair. Bring your baby in to recieve a first haircut discount AND baptism! 🙂
Grey hair shows experience…permed hair shows enlightenedment. 😉
If this is where all the “good” people go to get their hair done, then this salon must be pretty empty most of the time. 😛
Satan’s Nails is across the steeet
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Oh My God Hair