Don’t mow me, I’m afraid of cut… - Engrish.com

Don’t mow me, I’m afraid of cut…

posted on 23 Apr 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Grass is in her safe space…

Photo courtesy of C. Zhu.
Spotted in China. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
12 days ago

An inanimate object with feelings.

Running Comment
Running Comment
12 days ago

Poor sign, but don’t worry, I’ll give Hurt a bollocking.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
12 days ago

Do not lawn the grass.

Running Comment
Running Comment
12 days ago

We’ve all got our bears to cross.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 days ago

Some people are such a pain the grass!

Running Comment
Running Comment
12 days ago

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 days ago

That sign must be causing agony!

Conventi
Conventi
12 days ago

John Hurt wasn´t so scary.

James
James
11 days ago

That’s what you get for being a grass

James
James
11 days ago

That Trent Reznor fellow, he scares me

coffeebot
11 days ago

Grass is in trauma group therapy.

Boris
Boris
11 days ago

… I’ll be gentle.

P.D.
P.D.
11 days ago

Sounds like a bad date…“Waiter, check!”

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