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Don’t mow me, I’m afraid of cut…

posted on 23 Apr 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Grass is in her safe space…

Photo courtesy of C. Zhu.
Spotted in China. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

An inanimate object with feelings.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

Poor sign, but don’t worry, I’ll give Hurt a bollocking.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

Do not lawn the grass.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

We’ve all got our bears to cross.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Some people are such a pain the grass!

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

That sign must be causing agony!

Conventi
Conventi
1 month ago

John Hurt wasn´t so scary.

James
James
1 month ago

That’s what you get for being a grass

James
James
1 month ago

That Trent Reznor fellow, he scares me

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 month ago

Grass is in trauma group therapy.

Boris
Boris
1 month ago

… I’ll be gentle.

P.D.
P.D.
1 month ago

Sounds like a bad date…“Waiter, check!”

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