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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
Don’t mow me, I’m afraid of cut…
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(17 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
An inanimate object with feelings.
Poor sign, but don’t worry, I’ll give Hurt a bollocking.
Do not lawn the grass.
We’ve all got our bears to cross.
Some people are such a pain the grass!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.
That sign must be causing agony!
John Hurt wasn´t so scary.
That’s what you get for being a grass
That Trent Reznor fellow, he scares me
Grass is in trauma group therapy.
… I’ll be gentle.
Sounds like a bad date…“Waiter, check!”