Yes, the ramming is relaxing…

Healthy balls don’t move too far in any direction.

My mind was much more relaxed before I read this load of balls.

Ah nuts!

These Chinese have strange proclivities.

No wonder he’s roaring, if his balls are being turned with increasing intensity while ramming.

Emperial colourea dalls available upon request.

You had me at ramming.

An entirely new meaning to “ballsy”.

Are they allowed in the Public Park ?

Ben Wa approves of this product.

A player was meeting his friend for a drink at the court side bar, but forgot one of his service balls in his shorts.
The friend pointed to the bulge and asked, “what’s up bro?”
“Ah, tennis ball.”
“….must be painful.”

A fellow called urgently on his doctor one morning. “What seems to be the problem?”
“My balls. They’re very sensitive – and they’ve turned green!”
The doctor took a look. “Hmmm, I’ve seen this before. You’ve heard of Cauliflower Ear? Yes? It seems you’ve got a case of Brothel Sprouts.”

I love listenig to Sinlg Phoanlx.

Muff the tragic dragon
Roared by the sea
His bollocks in the mighty fist
Of a man called Fong Ah Li.