Left is right, boys are girls…

Left is right, boys are girls…

posted on 14 May 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Hand downward if you want that opportunity…

Photo courtesy of Henry Chin.
Earphones from China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

My microphone jack is full of inserts.

DrLex
DrLex
5 months ago

Instructions unclear, laptop now stuck in ear, please help.

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 months ago

I must be doing it wrong, but then my ears are not hanging in the direction of the corner of the mouth…maybe that’s why

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 months ago

Hands downwards, this is the most unnecessary instruction so far.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Does Gary Larson know about this silver far side?

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 months ago

I feel awkward about taking advantage of ears hanging into ears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Ahhh, stick it in your ear!

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 months ago

“Friends, Romans, Countrymen – lend me your earphones !”
– Marc Anthony

DrLex
DrLex
5 months ago

Ears hanging into ears may be a symptom of Möbius syndrome.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
5 months ago

So where do you put your foot.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
5 months ago

Where do you stick it!

Conventi
Conventi
5 months ago

The anatomy behind this is mind-boggling.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

When I read written instructions I don’t expect to get an earful.

P.D.
P.D.
5 months ago

Some of the best rubbish I’ve read!

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