They wrote this too tast…

Yes, I see. Now, let the friendly man in the white coat take care of you.

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Drive an uncom, its fine tuned.

The sharp sensıtıvıty makes me feel uncomfortable.

If you culture the car it may grow into a truck.

Trying to read this made me uncom.
Fortable.

I feel culture of the car is a human construct.

So many words, so little sense.

Oh, the humanity!

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See, now…THAT’s Engrish!

One of the best examples of complete gibberish I have seen in MANY decades! Who in Hell is going to let these psychos anywhere NEAR their car?

“Yes, we ichiban-chokuzuki your car culture! HAI!“

Of all the things I’d like to know here, this is just one of them: Why does “which” have a RED tittle [dot] over the “i”, but none of the other words do with that same letter?

Wang’s Sign Shop must be charging by the letter again.

If that’s this company’s name, they must be getting their business cards from the same place that makes all those gigantic checks for lottery winners.

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