Next time, just buy the air freshener…

Hold my beer, I need to go to the chamber of ten thousand flowers.

Restroom Man has got a girlfriend !

Where ones and twos smell sweet.

I gotta go and take a leek.

Are you here for the flowers or for other things.

Just the place when you are about to wet your plants.

To flush, just put your foot on the petal.

They don’t approve if people go in there and get a little posey.

It’s the first flush of blossoms.

I wonder if they have any humped bladderwort (Utricularia gibba) ?

Don’t get your panties in a bunch, urine the right place.

Anyone who has time to count them needs more fibre in their diet.

One in the clip, 10,000 in the chamber.

The challenge is to hit them all in one go.

I need to go and deflower the bathroom.

Sponsored by the Chamberpot of Commerce.

This is expert-level of origami flower-making in a whole new medium.

Or, in some case, an extra large.

When you care enough to send your detractors the very best.™

What, you expected to be showered with praise or something?

Careful in there — April towers bring May cowers, y’know.

Be quick — if you gaze long enough into the chamber, the chamber will gaze into you.

Brought to you by The 10,000 Feces of Dr. Lao Self-defecation League.

“I tell you, I saw this sign and almost sh!t my plants….”

Entrance fee: One ounce of seeds and a promissory note for one pound of fertilizer.

You sure this isn’t the Monkey House?