Tastes kind of brand…

All that bled.

The slop is extra.

That’s what you get combining bleakfast and runch.

Is there a SALADB or SALADC?

Prease don’t reave clumbs.

For a surcharge, you can also have clumpets with crotted cleam.

Oh boy — blewskis, blats, blie, bleads, blochettes, and blownies!

Nice prices and good food make this a no-blainer.

Sounds strange, I know — but try the blains and bloccoli in blown sauce.

I missed the breakfast of champions and got stuck with the bleak-fest of the also-lans.

I’m hungry, so let’s hold our noses and reap into the bleach.

Great news, honey!

They have blan frakes and brackbelly pie, but I’m not seeing any blabbacue or bledfroot.

No thanks, I had a big bleakfast.

This misspelled SOUPA.

You’ll love it! It’s not quite blechfast, it’s not quite.. runch.. but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don’t get.. completely what you would at breakfast, but you GET a GOOD MEAL!