The pets and I were planning an interesting drive…

Don’t let the pets drive.

Go on holidays and only take a lunch bag.

If you bring a blunch bag, you can go even further.

I think they’re taking us for a ride.

Go far, far away with your lunch bag! I can smell the natto from here!

So they go on holiday with their pets, but I have to go away…doen’t feel fair somehow.

Help – my lunch bag is full of umbrellas !

Pretty eerie coincidence — this is exactly what my high school yearbook had under my picture: “Voted most likely to go far… away with a lunch bag.”

So, the Fortune Tellers Union has finally merged with the Fortune Cookie Writers Guild.

The pets drove away and I was left holding my sack. So to speak.

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Take me out with a lunch bag,
Take me out with the pets;
Buy me a ‘brella and whiskey from Jack,
I don’t care if I ever get back…

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What a roundabout way to tell someone to bugger off…

Take a long drive with a small lunch bag…

Depend on it, these guys have NEVER driven in L.A……