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Love is a vending machine.
All good then.
Ribbed for extra pleasure.
I’m a recovering optimist – I’m getting worse day by day.
Life must be hard for a Korean vending machine.
All stand for another peppy, upbeat rendering of the official vending machine Code of Ethics anthem!
I worked for a company like that.
The sales staff would be all chanting, and then they would rush out of the meeting. I always wondered, where they went, and what they did.
Too much euphoria, is bad for reality.
“Every day, and every way, I’m getting better and better.”
NOW! Where are my Rose Coloured Spectacles?
Must be the red and white.
I keep thinking of Colgate Toothpaste.
Strange. Because I have never used Colgate.
“Mmmm-good, mmmm-good…that’s what Campbell’s Slacks are…”
Two requirements: it must be good. and it must happen to me.