Bring on the mowers…
posted on 28 Aug 2023 in Signs
First this yard, then the world…
Photo courtesy of Derek Philip.
Spotted in Japan.
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One isn’t keen with conjugal relations with the lawn.
It’s made of astroturf.
The lawn is ready for you. It will kick your butt.
If you enter the lawn, your ass is grass!
The lawn graduated to a green belt last week.
It went to lawnschool and became a lawnyer.
The lawn has been studying kikuyu-jitsu.
“For the lawn brings wrath, but where there is no lawn, there is no transgression.” (Romans 4:15).
Ready, but not ready?
Look but don’t touch?
Come on lawn ….
Entering the lawn offends the lawn-grubs
It was a lawn well mown,
That looked green and well,
Who would’ve known,
It was packin a 50 Cal?
Lawns with guns, lawns with guns.
Couch Fu Tung.
This place needs some law’n’order.
Patience, grasshopper — it’ll be done with its morning stretches and Tai chi in a sec.
Thank you for entering lawn with shoe condom.
The gift shop is a masterpiece of aggressively psychological-aimed marketing ploys.
Mowin’ grass in the hot sun
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.