Bring on the mowers…

Bring on the mowers…

posted on 28 Aug 2023 in Signs

First this yard, then the world…

Photo courtesy of Derek Philip.
Spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

One isn’t keen with conjugal relations with the lawn.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

It’s made of astroturf.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

The lawn is ready for you. It will kick your butt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

If you enter the lawn, your ass is grass!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

The lawn graduated to a green belt last week.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

It went to lawnschool and became a lawnyer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

The lawn has been studying kikuyu-jitsu.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

“For the lawn brings wrath, but where there is no lawn, there is no transgression.” (Romans 4:15).

Boris
Boris
10 months ago

Ready, but not ready?
Look but don’t touch?
Come on lawn ….

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Entering the lawn offends the lawn-grubs

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

It was a lawn well mown,
That looked green and well,
Who would’ve known,
It was packin a 50 Cal?

Lawns with guns, lawns with guns.

Couch Fu Tung.

Last edited 10 months ago by Marum
Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

This place needs some law’n’order.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

Patience, grasshopper — it’ll be done with its morning stretches and Tai chi in a sec.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

Thank you for entering lawn with shoe condom.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

The gift shop is a masterpiece of aggressively psychological-aimed marketing ploys.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Mowin’ grass in the hot sun
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

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