That’s what she said…

The Viagra of burgers.

Supersize me!

No thanks. At my age I’m creased enough already.

Any day now, any way now,…

For temporary increase, check out our scantily clad waitresses. For permanent increase, check out dodgy doctor’s office across the street.

Ew, extra cheese? A little off the top, please.

My ego’s fine, thanks — ask the guys with the giant trucks with huge tires.

Sure, Buddy — but don’t you think the planet’s got enough people on it already?

‘Scuse me — can I get my steak, salad, soup, and rice not all glommed together?

Strange cross-selling tactic, buying some boneless meat and getting a boner pill free.

Getting fat is in now?
(Can’t keep up with the trends.)

I don’t want/need a handbag.

@Boris….You can use it to hang your handbag on.

Der Burghers sind besser am Hungry Jacks