No, really, they look good…

No, really, they look good…

posted on 10 Aug 2023 in Chinglish, Signs

They only cost $8 to make…

Photo courtesy of Daniel McMillen.
Spotted in Beijing, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The honesty is only because they’re not bright enough to get away with a lie

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Be honest: does this shop make my gl ass es look big?

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

It’s next door to the Freak store

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

You can tell by the windows

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

…and a side order of contacts.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Stupid glasses do their shopping elsewhere.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

I don’t need glasses – I drink straight from the bottle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

We dispense with honesty.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

I don’t even work on commission.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Competition finally opens across the street from Cheater’s Dull Spectacles.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Funny — I put on these things and cannot tell a lie…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

SmartGlasses are supposed to always tell you the truth — but computers were supposed to do away with paper, and nuclear energy was supposed to be too cheap to meter, so…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

How come all you guys have in stock are these rosy-colored ones?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@EM….and EVs will save the world.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It is really annoying to be told the world is your oyster, when all you want is a grilled chop or two.

P.D.
P.D.
1 year ago

Crooked practices are extra

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