It’s all fun and games until the shell cracks…

Just the thing to throw around.

Let the eggs roll.

It’s in your face

An egg yolk is racist; only parties with whites

What’s the favourite drink at egg yolk parties? Whisk-y.

Popular at hen parties.

So, it’s like a microwave ovary ?

Fallopian fun !

Tagline of kids’ party company: Jump shark-and-moon with race of egg-and-spoon!

Dang! I was just starting to get the hang of that whole bang-the-gong-around jargon….

Humpty Dumpty sat in a hot tub.

The end.

Deviled egg, anyone?

Just when you thought egg candling couldn’t get any sexier….

Woo hoo! Party like you’re not making omelettes!

An egg and a peanut walk into a bar.

The barman says. “Is this some kind of nutty yolk?”