All my kitchen fabrics are warp-wise…

All my kitchen fabrics are warp-wise…

posted on 1 Aug 2023 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

New Improved Bibulousness!

Photo courtesy of Craig Chappelle. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Go home, cloth, you’re bibulous.

DrLex
DrLex
8 months ago

Star Trek: The New Generation episode 7.
Kirk is trying to achieve maximum bibulousness while Scotty is sewing at warp 9.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
8 months ago

Use it and you’ll be bilious.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

A soft interior lay is fine, but a tougher lay who likes to do it outside can be much more fun.

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

Warp 7?
Och Aye C’pn! I canna hold this bluddy stupid accent forever.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

It’s an absorbing tale.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
8 months ago

Not warp but flat a bout

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

With this material, you can make your own submersible.

Last edited 8 months ago by Marum
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Washcloth, the Next Generation. Make it sew, number one!

Running Comment
Running Comment
8 months ago

I’m puzzled – how can grease remove softness ?

Running Comment
Running Comment
8 months ago

[Knights who say Ni]: You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…a washcloth !”

Sharon
Sharon
8 months ago

Our grease removes softness bibulously.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Thanks for the warped, high-fiber, drunk-and-crosswise interior lay, baby — you sew-and-sew, you.

Running Comment
Running Comment
8 months ago

Does my butt look big in this washcloth ?

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

Sounds like a drunken transonic Sex-doll.

Isn’t AI wonderful?

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

I don’t know about softness, but she can crack Macadamias with her Pelvic-floor muscles.

ColdFusion
8 months ago

Fibera Foola Densita Doola Bibulous Bobulous Boo
Put it together and what have you got?
I’m actually not sure at all what this product is can I please have a pumpkin coach instead

P.D.
P.D.
8 months ago

“But osshifer, this is new, IMPROVED Bibulousness!!”
“Watch your head, please.” <SFX: door slams>

DrLex
DrLex
8 months ago

Deformation is exactly the quality I’m looking for in products.

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