All my kitchen fabrics are warp-wise…

Go home, cloth, you’re bibulous.

Star Trek: The New Generation episode 7.
Kirk is trying to achieve maximum bibulousness while Scotty is sewing at warp 9.

Use it and you’ll be bilious.

A soft interior lay is fine, but a tougher lay who likes to do it outside can be much more fun.

Warp 7?
Och Aye C’pn! I canna hold this bluddy stupid accent forever.

It’s an absorbing tale.

Not warp but flat a bout

With this material, you can make your own submersible.

Washcloth, the Next Generation. Make it sew, number one!

I’m puzzled – how can grease remove softness ?

[Knights who say Ni]: You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…a washcloth !”

Our grease removes softness bibulously.

Thanks for the warped, high-fiber, drunk-and-crosswise interior lay, baby — you sew-and-sew, you.

Does my butt look big in this washcloth ?

Sounds like a drunken transonic Sex-doll.

Isn’t AI wonderful?

I don’t know about softness, but she can crack Macadamias with her Pelvic-floor muscles.

Fibera Foola Densita Doola Bibulous Bobulous Boo
Put it together and what have you got?
I’m actually not sure at all what this product is can I please have a pumpkin coach instead

“But osshifer, this is new, IMPROVED Bibulousness!!”
“Watch your head, please.” <SFX: door slams>

Deformation is exactly the quality I’m looking for in products.