Please being enjoy this hat with me…

“Accident multi” is a perfect description indeed.

@DrLex: I read this on my phone first, and thought it said “Accident Mufti”, which would also fit.

It becomes the Pedestrian Priority Specialist or else it gets the Accident Multi again.

Lady, you need to get your priorities sorted…

Mad as a hatter !

I can’t get my head around this hat.

As well as omnipotent. omniscient, and omnipresent, any decent God should be omnivorous too.

After all, what is the value of being a God, unless one can also eat anything one wishes to.

Omnivorous of blowout = biting the dust.

The hat may have been found in Okayama, but it’s obviously made in Not-Okay-ama.

@DrLex: Agreed.
Accident multi = f***ed up in so many ways.

no jaywalking.

OK, out of sheer curiosity, I gotta give THIS political candidate a quick listen.

So they don’t care what sort of pedestrian they eat.

Was it out or job.

I’ll meet you on the crosswalk at the corner of Dinosaur and Comet.

Most people are caused by accidents, so accident multi is causing the world population to explode.

Oblivious of English…now blow THAT out!

Blow it out your hat!

“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, in Timequake