No double parking…

Look mum, no walls.

You’d know. It’s full of sh!tty cars.

It’s where I usually park yesterday’s lunch anyway.

The LADIES is a no standing zone.

Back one out before driving away.

In other words, the flush is not working.

It sounds like a motorcycle race track, to me.

Authorised by Aineda Leek, and Hoo Flung Dung.

Using this carpark is merde.

Loving the open-plan elimination concept.

Which is worse: this, or vice-versa?

Many cars have stalled here.

“Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo,
and your toilet’s a parking lot … for your pumpkin carriage Cinderella!”

“Thanks fairy Godmother.”

I always back in

This kind of FUBAR is unforgivable at a premier attraction and national heritage site. But, oh, no, they can speak and write English just fine. No need for those extensive translators. Someone needs to be sent to Bad Manager School!

Bad Manager School!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykk5Zoll46Y

Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone? 

@Algernon….Turdslas?

Relieve yourself in our parking lot and we’ll relieve you of your vehicle.