Anyone can clean…

A vacuous cleaner.

An oxymoron.

The mop pad is extremely thick.

It cleans but stupidly.

Stupid Child, a brand brought to you by the creator of the Dump Kids sign.

Even Chad can use this

Toilet paper too complicated?
Just mop it up.

…and when your child is smart,
you get the broken broom?

For an inefficiency mop to smear low, go with Stupid Adult mops.

Dumb parents, Trix mops are for kids.

Learner’s license and balance wheels not included.

I’m sorry, I don’t understand. Could you draw a picture for me?

It’s foolproof!
-proof that there are fools.

It’s a family company – all products inspired by their kids. Try their Moronic Daughter toilet brush.