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Tight Dependence Engrish.
The only cigarette that outlasts him…
posted on 25 Feb 2023 in Vending Machines
Photo courtesy of Roger T.
Spotted in Japan.
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If you want to come longer, put a filter on the end.
When only Viagra will do.
The product is on the left of the pack
A frustrated young lady from Crewe,
Once said as the Parson withdrew,
The Vicar is slicker,
And quicker and thicker,
And three inches longer than you.
It is not a good idea to smoke, while having oral-sex with your lady.
You are likely to start a brushfire.
The fire brigade wants you!
I used to smoke after sex but then I discovered personal lube.
@DnT
Q. Doess your Penis burn after sex?
A. Dunno. I’ve never put a match to it.
False advertising!! These cigarettes did not improve my sex life.
smoke BEFORE sex