Love that rye humor

Call them muffin.

Sourdough?

The just love to loaf around

Some dogs come from the west, while others are from the yeast.

Large breads don’t roll.

I don’t have a dog, I came to smell the flours.

Hot dog!
Fido will relish this Spot.

25lbs of bread? That’s a huge hot dog.

Not such a crumby place to be sandwiched in for a roll in the grass.

mine is an AKC Bagel

Get bred here.

It’s a Chow.

My Snickerpoodle and Puppernickel will love this place!

Yeah, but can their crusty owners join them?

Where’s the park for the small and day-old dogs?

Carb up — it’s the paws that refreshes!

Looks the park is now wagging the City Ordinance.

A Tale of Two (or more) Committees….

The toast of the animal world!

We’re off for a BIG roll in the park!

Special offer: Bring a dozen dogs, go home with thirteen!

Panko! Pita! Get over here!

Can thoroughbreads come in, too?

Let’s see — I think I parked my dachshund in the Baguette lot…

Those athletic breads always have buns of steel.

Roman Meal = panis cibarius canis?

Phidough — Heel! Heel!

Fine print: All breads must be buttered on both sides.

Man does not bark by bread alone.

Overheard: “Fruitcake goes NUTS when I bring her here!”

“Bananas! Get over here, or no fruit cup for you!” — Nurse Ratched

To doc on phone, from park: “I’m worried — I keep callin’ him, but he’s not raisin up….”

Concerned owner about dog running amok: “Me cute li’l Barm Cake’s gone barmy!

“Roll over, Biscuit! Good dog — now, play flatbread!”

To dog: “Stop it, Crumpet!”
To other person: “Sorry, he’s got the hump-its.”

“Dampfnudel! Why are you so dense sometimes?”

TV writer to friend at park, about their dogs: “You know, ‘Johnnycake and Hardtack’ could be a great name for a crime series…”

Exasperated owner to dogs: “Soda! Teasty! Why are you guys such airheads?!”

Another half-baked idea from the city council.

The Jonathan Swift Memorial Park — the Stuff of Life.

Our park motto: In Dog We Trust.

Dog prayer: …. and give us this day our daily dog run.

Sign on obedience school across from the park:

“All breads who move their buns can get on our honor roll!”