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Call them muffin.
Sourdough?
The just love to loaf around
Some dogs come from the west, while others are from the yeast.
Large breads don’t roll.
I don’t have a dog, I came to smell the flours.
Hot dog!
Fido will relish this Spot.
25lbs of bread? That’s a huge hot dog.
Not such a crumby place to be sandwiched in for a roll in the grass.
mine is an AKC Bagel
Get bred here.
It’s a Chow.
My Snickerpoodle and Puppernickel will love this place!
Yeah, but can their crusty owners join them?
Where’s the park for the small and day-old dogs?
Carb up — it’s the paws that refreshes!
Looks the park is now wagging the City Ordinance.
A Tale of Two (or more) Committees….
The toast of the animal world!
We’re off for a BIG roll in the park!
Special offer: Bring a dozen dogs, go home with thirteen!
Panko! Pita! Get over here!
Can thoroughbreads come in, too?
Let’s see — I think I parked my dachshund in the Baguette lot…
Those athletic breads always have buns of steel.
Roman Meal = panis cibarius canis?
Phidough — Heel! Heel!
Fine print: All breads must be buttered on both sides.
Man does not bark by bread alone.
Overheard: “Fruitcake goes NUTS when I bring her here!”
“Bananas! Get over here, or no fruit cup for you!” — Nurse Ratched
To doc on phone, from park: “I’m worried — I keep callin’ him, but he’s not raisin up….”
Concerned owner about dog running amok: “Me cute li’l Barm Cake’s gone barmy!
“Roll over, Biscuit! Good dog — now, play flatbread!”
To dog: “Stop it, Crumpet!”
To other person: “Sorry, he’s got the hump-its.”
“Dampfnudel! Why are you so dense sometimes?”
TV writer to friend at park, about their dogs: “You know, ‘Johnnycake and Hardtack’ could be a great name for a crime series…”
Exasperated owner to dogs: “Soda! Teasty! Why are you guys such airheads?!”
Another half-baked idea from the city council.
The Jonathan Swift Memorial Park — the Stuff of Life.
Our park motto: In Dog We Trust.
Dog prayer: …. and give us this day our daily dog run.
Sign on obedience school across from the park:
“All breads who move their buns can get on our honor roll!”