Does that include in bread dogs?
Photo courtesy of John Hughes.
Call them muffin.
Sourdough?
The just love to loaf around
Some dogs come from the west, while others are from the yeast.
Large breads don’t roll.
I don’t have a dog, I came to smell the flours.
Hot dog! Fido will relish this Spot.
25lbs of bread? That’s a huge hot dog.
Not such a crumby place to be sandwiched in for a roll in the grass.
mine is an AKC Bagel
Get bred here.
It’s a Chow.
My Snickerpoodle and Puppernickel will love this place!
Yeah, but can their crusty owners join them?
Where’s the park for the small and day-old dogs?
Carb up — it’s the paws that refreshes!
Looks the park is now wagging the City Ordinance.
A Tale of Two (or more) Committees….
The toast of the animal world!
We’re off for a BIG roll in the park!
Special offer: Bring a dozen dogs, go home with thirteen!
Panko! Pita! Get over here!
Can thoroughbreads come in, too?
Let’s see — I think I parked my dachshund in the Baguette lot…
Those athletic breads always have buns of steel.
Roman Meal = panis cibarius canis?
Phidough — Heel! Heel!
Fine print: All breads must be buttered on both sides.
Man does not bark by bread alone.
Overheard: “Fruitcake goes NUTS when I bring her here!”
“Bananas! Get over here, or no fruit cup for you!” — Nurse Ratched
To doc on phone, from park: “I’m worried — I keep callin’ him, but he’s not raisin up….”
Concerned owner about dog running amok: “Me cute li’l Barm Cake’s gone barmy!
“Roll over, Biscuit! Good dog — now, play flatbread!”
To dog: “Stop it, Crumpet!” To other person: “Sorry, he’s got the hump-its.”
“Dampfnudel! Why are you so dense sometimes?”
TV writer to friend at park, about their dogs: “You know, ‘Johnnycake and Hardtack’ could be a great name for a crime series…”
Exasperated owner to dogs: “Soda! Teasty! Why are you guys such airheads?!”
Another half-baked idea from the city council.
The Jonathan Swift Memorial Park — the Stuff of Life.
Our park motto: In Dog We Trust.
Dog prayer: …. and give us this day our daily dog run.
Sign on obedience school across from the park:
“All breads who move their buns can get on our honor roll!”
Call them muffin.
Sourdough?
The just love to loaf around
Some dogs come from the west, while others are from the yeast.
Large breads don’t roll.
I don’t have a dog, I came to smell the flours.
Hot dog!
Fido will relish this Spot.
25lbs of bread? That’s a huge hot dog.
Not such a crumby place to be sandwiched in for a roll in the grass.
mine is an AKC Bagel
Get bred here.
It’s a Chow.
My Snickerpoodle and Puppernickel will love this place!
Yeah, but can their crusty owners join them?
Where’s the park for the small and day-old dogs?
Carb up — it’s the paws that refreshes!
Looks the park is now wagging the City Ordinance.
A Tale of Two (or more) Committees….
The toast of the animal world!
We’re off for a BIG roll in the park!
Special offer: Bring a dozen dogs, go home with thirteen!
Panko! Pita! Get over here!
Can thoroughbreads come in, too?
Let’s see — I think I parked my dachshund in the Baguette lot…
Those athletic breads always have buns of steel.
Roman Meal = panis cibarius canis?
Phidough — Heel! Heel!
Fine print: All breads must be buttered on both sides.
Man does not bark by bread alone.
Overheard: “Fruitcake goes NUTS when I bring her here!”
“Bananas! Get over here, or no fruit cup for you!” — Nurse Ratched
To doc on phone, from park: “I’m worried — I keep callin’ him, but he’s not raisin up….”
Concerned owner about dog running amok: “Me cute li’l Barm Cake’s gone barmy!
“Roll over, Biscuit! Good dog — now, play flatbread!”
To dog: “Stop it, Crumpet!”
To other person: “Sorry, he’s got the hump-its.”
“Dampfnudel! Why are you so dense sometimes?”
TV writer to friend at park, about their dogs: “You know, ‘Johnnycake and Hardtack’ could be a great name for a crime series…”
Exasperated owner to dogs: “Soda! Teasty! Why are you guys such airheads?!”
Another half-baked idea from the city council.
The Jonathan Swift Memorial Park — the Stuff of Life.
Our park motto: In Dog We Trust.
Dog prayer: …. and give us this day our daily dog run.
Sign on obedience school across from the park:
“All breads who move their buns can get on our honor roll!”