Love that rye humor

Love that rye humor

posted on 15 Jan 2023 in Signs

Does that include in bread dogs?

Photo courtesy of John Hughes.

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
23 days ago

Call them muffin.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
23 days ago

Sourdough?

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
23 days ago

The just love to loaf around

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

Some dogs come from the west, while others are from the yeast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

Large breads don’t roll.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

I don’t have a dog, I came to smell the flours.

Boris
Boris
23 days ago

Hot dog!
Fido will relish this Spot.

DrLex
DrLex
23 days ago

25lbs of bread? That’s a huge hot dog.

Boris
Boris
23 days ago

Not such a crumby place to be sandwiched in for a roll in the grass.

coffeebot
coffeebot
23 days ago

mine is an AKC Bagel

Marum
Marum
23 days ago

Get bred here.

Marum
Marum
23 days ago

It’s a Chow.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

My Snickerpoodle and Puppernickel will love this place!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Yeah, but can their crusty owners join them?

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Where’s the park for the small and day-old dogs?

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Carb up — it’s the paws that refreshes!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Looks the park is now wagging the City Ordinance.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

A Tale of Two (or more) Committees….

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

The toast of the animal world!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

We’re off for a BIG roll in the park!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Special offer: Bring a dozen dogs, go home with thirteen!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Panko! Pita! Get over here!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Can thoroughbreads come in, too?

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Let’s see — I think I parked my dachshund in the Baguette lot…

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Those athletic breads always have buns of steel.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Roman Meal = panis cibarius canis?

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Phidough — Heel! Heel!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Fine print: All breads must be buttered on both sides.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Man does not bark by bread alone.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Overheard: “Fruitcake goes NUTS when I bring her here!”

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

“Bananas! Get over here, or no fruit cup for you!” — Nurse Ratched

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

To doc on phone, from park: “I’m worried — I keep callin’ him, but he’s not raisin up….”

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Concerned owner about dog running amok: “Me cute li’l Barm Cake’s gone barmy!

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

“Roll over, Biscuit! Good dog — now, play flatbread!”

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

To dog: “Stop it, Crumpet!”
To other person: “Sorry, he’s got the hump-its.”

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

“Dampfnudel! Why are you so dense sometimes?”

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

TV writer to friend at park, about their dogs: “You know, ‘Johnnycake and Hardtack’ could be a great name for a crime series…”

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Exasperated owner to dogs: “Soda! Teasty! Why are you guys such airheads?!”

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Another half-baked idea from the city council.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

The Jonathan Swift Memorial Park — the Stuff of Life.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Our park motto: In Dog We Trust.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Dog prayer: …. and give us this day our daily dog run.

Elixir
Elixir
23 days ago

Sign on obedience school across from the park:

“All breads who move their buns can get on our honor roll!”

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