In memorium of seasonal wrapping paper…

Nothing says farewell like wrapping paper.

Instead of flowers send wrapping paper.

This wrapping paper has been approved by Confucius.

That’s a wrap

Like the old adage says: Give someone a trust, they will live to feed themselves forever.

Channel #67 from the Bittersweet Regrets perfume collection.

Awww…. I never knew tissues and tissue paper were so weepily sentimental.

A bold new strategy in condom marketing!

Ah sincerity!

Once you can fake that believably, you’ve got it made.

Sounds like politician’s promises. Yes. Vote for the “VOICE”, no details given yet.

Don’t you worry about that. (Joh Bjelke Petersen) We’ll fill in the details later.

The more things change; the more they remain the same.

Remember? I accidentally used CRAFT paper instead, and now I
Can’t
Remember
A
F*cking
Thing!

Wrapabaloo!

Having noted the recycling symbol on the package, I will now recycle my memories.

@Elixir: Teach them how to trust and they will live forever.

My wife is aa sucker for advertising, she believes every word they tell her. So, of course, she eats Margarine.

I grew tired of being lectured on the evils of eating butter, and replied as follows

“What strange feat of mental masturbation makes you believe that eating Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, is any better for you than eating Butter?”

I, along with the kids, kept eating our fresh Prawns, which I had just cooked to a turn, in clarified garlic-butter.

Yumm….Marum Katze.