Pass me that foot…

Dang, what has a gadger got to do.

Children are usually “assembled” by the parents, although the mother does most of the work.

Are batteries included.

Whose guidance is needed for the Assembly of God?

Pinocchio was made out of eucalyptus? Who knew?

I always wind up with an extra part left over.

“Marge — says here we shouldn’t be washing the produce in chemical cleaners, so I guess your lye-and-lettuce recipe is out.”

Refresh your morning exercise routine with Eucalyptus Wind Splints! ™

Caution: Use product only in a mean temperature environment gently.

Custom built kids. As perorder.

Sounds like; The First Law of Chemistry:
Any one comical chempound, no matter how it is unassembled, contains the same elephants, in the same disproportion by what.

If you wash your kids in Lysil, they will turn into perfect angels…Guaranteed.

EDIT: LYSOL

Kids in Kit-form.

Can be assembled by a child in minutes. (or an adult in days)

That is the last time I will buy my kids at Ikea.

Explains why so many seem to have a part that’s not screwed on….