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The power of Chrysler compels you

posted on 20 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries

In nomine Prius, et Fiat, et spiritus Subaru.

Photo courtesy of Glen R. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

My Prius has so many weird parts squeezed in under the hood, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them could cure homosexuality.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

No-one expects the Subaru Imprezition!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

There is probably a sharp edge in there somewhere that could turn a guy Jewish.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

well bless me father

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Not much use for Westboro Baptists.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So why does a Subaru exhaust go Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

He put a protestant converter on it and got ten more horsepower and five percent less molestation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@FB: Probably saved some Mass, too. 😛

Classic Steve
5 years ago

One downside: You have to take it to 14 stations.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Yup. Converts them to Lutherans, with 40% less carbon emissions, and nitrous oxides.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

“Tis more user friendly than the Catastrophic Converter they used to fit to Falcon Utes.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Mia culpa,
Mia culpa,
Mia maxima culpa.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Thy Kenworth come, thy WIllys be done.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Classic Steve. My favourite station of the Cross, was Darlinghurst.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Proselytizing is caused by the Palladium catalyst.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

These are made by plat ‘n ‘um.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum: I thought it was road-i-um. 😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Save more gases if the passengers are Irish.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT Correct They pa layed i um to the factory, where they rode i um down the conveyor to the assembly line, from whence they plat i num into the vehicle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@BFC: With all that Guinness, the Irish are no strangers to gases!

Kurt
Kurt
5 years ago

The Jesuits secret weapon n converting Japan?

Kurt
Kurt
5 years ago

The Jesuits’ secret weapon in converting Japan?

boris
boris
5 years ago

I have to see how this is installed in the Pope-mobile.

David
David
5 years ago

Designed for Emmanuel transmission

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