Employee complaints are down.

When your employees are well hung, trouble is almost guaranteed.

Do you really want them hanging around

This one is straight out of Benedict Donald’s playbook.

One way of getting rid of them I guess

At least you don’t work for Vlad the Impaler.

That’s why bosses are called executives.

You’re probably not allowed to kill them. But if you hang them by their buts for disciplinary reasons, they will certainly become much more amenable.

As the bloke operating the Rack asked.

How long a stretch is this one in for? (Wizard of Id)

Found in a fortune cookie?

BTW for my previous posting, substitute the B for N in buts.

Hang? It depends.

The floggings will continue until morality improves.

There was a surge in gallows sale recently because of the pandemic.

“The suspense is killing me!”