I think dogs wrote this.

You can water them though

So who let the cats out

But if I cut off my cat’s RSS feed, he may pee on my keyboard!

I RESENT THIS COMMENT.

Grrrrooowwll…,Marum Katze.

The cats will soon get fed up with this.

Feed fi fo food
Starving cats is effing rude!

Let them eat cake!

You really need to let go of your animosity toward cats, Karen.

Do not feed them in a box,
do not feed them with a fox.
Do not food green eggs and ham.
Do not feed them Sam I Am.

These are the silliest instructions I have ever read.

But then, why would dogs know anything about Clear Air Turbulence?

And the cats sing, “We won’t get food again! Nono!”

Food me!

Sure . . . I’d rather feed myself any day, anytime.

I thimk the hoomans did imt (tis iz nut doggolingo, su me pupper think tey thid it)