We’re going Dutch.

Nobody allowed in while the bar is dining.

Self-service ≠ self-serving.

Come and sit but we won’t feed you.

Service! It’s a thing of the past.

Would you expect them to give away fish?

Don’t ask anyone to pass the salt.

The counter has cubicle walls between all the bar stools.

It is tewwibly shellfish of them.

I thought “The Dutch”, was the Tasman Sea, between Australia and New Zealand.

According to the Kiwis; “we go acruss th dutch.”

For service, kindly join the far queue.

And if the far queue isn’t good enough for you, you may go to the far canal.

Tip scale:
0% standard service
1% good
2% excellent

And if you get serviced on the table, hopefully, the tip you get will be appropriate for your efforts.

@Marum0433: “Just the tip”? 😛

@DnT, 4.30 am:

You mean you think it more likely that you would get shafted at the Selfish Bar ?

Have been wondering so far what selfish looks and tastes like . . .

Ach Herr Chan. 0040

It is as bitter as gall,
As sour as limes,
As musical as a crow,
And as rough as sandpaper.

@ Peter Chan: Has orange skin, weird hairstyle, tweets all the time… oh, you know where I’m going with this.