I wanna collect all the big cocks…

chicks love them

Well, ya know – it’s not the size that matters, but what you do with them….

Shlong way to go.

It’s owned by Dick.

Now kiddies, DO NOT eat a bag of these!

Well, we know what Amy, Sara, Karen and Alice like!

If you have one of these and it’s alone, you may need a pullet.

Must be a Plumbing Supplies shop.

These are big in Bangladesh; in Alaska, not so much.

If you suck on these, the fun projection will ensue.

The Catholic nuns were rather fanatically prudish….Or had very filthy minds.

So in the early days, they went around breaking the penises (penii?) off all the nude male statues.

So. (heh heh) My imagination pictures all the dust – covered stone penises, in cartons, in a dim and dusty archive, somewhere in the Vatican.

I imagine Mother Superior had visions, (???) of all the Novitiates satisfying themselves with the male statues.

However. Technically speaking. They would still be virgins. Rock-cocks don’t count.

@Marum 0830: But have you ever seen a European male statue with what could be referred to as a “Big cock projection”?
I would think one needs to look to India for that kind of thing.
I mean, David was a good-looking bloke, but not exactly well-hung.

@DnT 2310. Agreed. The main thing which inspired my prose, was the thought, that some nubile, 18 y.o. luscious, novitiate, would cause even a “graven image” to get an erection.

It’s not just a cock it’s a toy