Love hurts

They’re having assail on these.

Shuriken

Something to drop on you

Present arms!!

¿Piñata?

– Happy Birthday, dear! *…10…9…8…7…*

They’ve all been boxed.

Heh.

Assault flowers.

What’ll those Japanese think of next?

The Japanese caption translates to:

“Whiteness that conveys your feelings.”

No I’m not kidding.

Hmm…look at the background.
A laser weapon, perhaps?

🙂

They have a gift of the month club.

They meant “A tacky gift”, obviously.
I mean, sunflowers from the land of the Rising Sun. Yep.

The perfect gift for your frenemy.

We’re throwing a party!
Really? Who are you throwing it at?

I guess: After the gift, one hopes for a “small arms” inspection.

Actually. Inside the posy, is a small hive of Killer Bees.

How to piss a Japanese lady right off.

Give her Cauliflowers.

Candygram for Mongo….

And for Valentine’s: Heart Attack Gift!

There is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode where Shredder gives April O’Neil a doku plant, a flowering plant which produces toxic fumes.

Also, certain Japanese military units during World War Two were represented by a type of flower.

ATTACK? Maybe not. But they will drive you out of your mind trying to grab them. They’re actually holograms.

@Pete | 5:01 am: The whiteness of the recipient’s face – from shock!

@Yu No Hoo | 5:03 am: I C what U did there… 😀

Killer Tomatoes next aisle over.

‘No, sir; “bra” and “booby trap” are not the same thing!’

The gift that keeps on giving… a black eye, a broken nose, bruises…