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I don’t smoke in the floor unless I’m board.
– Are you smoking, Madam?
– N..No, Officer, I was just looking for my–
– I see. Get out of the floor, please.
People burning holes everybody’s in it
Smorking is bed for everybody
At the very least, offenders will get a lot of stairs.
Floor smoking is bad for your health
Everybody will be on your ash about it.
Smoke on the Water – from Deep Purple
What about smorking on the ceiling?
@Frank 5:56:
The very first guitar bar chords every teenage guitarist of a certain age played when they learned how to do bar chords….
The sign made me think of this old Pink Panther cartoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUOPdqTl69M
@Pete 0748. Only if you have the flue.
Smoking in the floor can be caused by doing burnouts in your lounge room.
@Frank Burns | 5:56 am: Burning Down the House, by Talking Heads.
Resistance is FU-tile!
And no dancing during the ceiling.
Smoking in the ceiling, anybody?