Quick, get me pregnant!

But on the back it says ‘Not Allowed To Pregnant’

Next, they’ll put this on garbage bins

All at the same time?

“I don’t know whether it’s worse to have my teeth drilled ,or to have a baby.”

Dentist: “Well make your mind up madam. I’ll have to alter the angle of the chair.”

If you sit on my lap, I can arrange the “pregnant” thing.

Give them a chair

– Have you been drinkinking, Sir?
– N..no, hic, Offsher, I…
– You’ll have to leave then. These are not intended for persons who are old, weak, sick, disable, pregnant and drunk!

Only one at a time

What about illiterates?

Yu No Huu 0453. I know I have said this before. There is a bus stop in Sth. Brisbane that has a sign on it.

BLIND PERSONS ALIGHT HERE

Every time I pass that sign I look. Never yet have I seen a blind person on fire.

So how does the blind person notice the sign?

Or; If you are on the bus, do you grab the nearest blind person by the throat, and hurl them off the bus?

I don’t get the “pregnant”.

But I assume, it is some reference to weak sick disabled old c—ts.

I suppose, if you are old weak sick disabled and pregnant….A little hullabaloo would be out of the question?

Someone stole the wheels off these wheelchairs!

The seat must be located in a Chinese public aid office!

@Marum | 5:00 am: The sign must be for people who sell blinds. 😉
Which reminds me:
A woman has just got out of the bath when she hears a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”
“Blind man”
Oh, she thinks, I’ll give him a couple of dollars, no need to get dressed. She opens the front door.
“Would you like to buy some blinds?” he asks.

You may have all of the first 4 issues, but if pregnant you must be pregnant ONLY.

I wonder; is the backpack sick or pregnant?

What about persons who are not pregnant only?

I’m not old, weak, sick, disable or pregnant.

Just confuse.

@ Droll not Troll | 5:30 am: Pregnant, definitely. See that belly, and how tired it looks?

Backpack shouldn’t be there, it’s a strapping young thing.

@Marum | 5:00 am: To make blind persons alight, don’t throw just any off the bus, only those who are smoking.

@Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am: Good point! Can’t see from this angle whether the zipper is dilated.

If you’re none of these things and want to be a jerk, you can sit there anyway and then tell people you have a disability that makes you unable to read.