Quick, get me pregnant!

Quick, get me pregnant!

posted on 1 Dec 2017 in Chinglish

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The decrepit lame handicap one row back.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China. 

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iLock
iLock
6 years ago

But on the back it says ‘Not Allowed To Pregnant’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Next, they’ll put this on garbage bins

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

All at the same time?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“I don’t know whether it’s worse to have my teeth drilled ,or to have a baby.”

Dentist: “Well make your mind up madam. I’ll have to alter the angle of the chair.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you sit on my lap, I can arrange the “pregnant” thing.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Give them a chair

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Have you been drinkinking, Sir?
– N..no, hic, Offsher, I…
– You’ll have to leave then. These are not intended for persons who are old, weak, sick, disable, pregnant and drunk!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Only one at a time

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

What about illiterates?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yu No Huu 0453. I know I have said this before. There is a bus stop in Sth. Brisbane that has a sign on it.

BLIND PERSONS ALIGHT HERE

Every time I pass that sign I look. Never yet have I seen a blind person on fire.

So how does the blind person notice the sign?

Or; If you are on the bus, do you grab the nearest blind person by the throat, and hurl them off the bus?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I don’t get the “pregnant”.

But I assume, it is some reference to weak sick disabled old c—ts.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I suppose, if you are old weak sick disabled and pregnant….A little hullabaloo would be out of the question?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Someone stole the wheels off these wheelchairs!

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

The seat must be located in a Chinese public aid office!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum | 5:00 am: The sign must be for people who sell blinds. 😉
Which reminds me:
A woman has just got out of the bath when she hears a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”
“Blind man”
Oh, she thinks, I’ll give him a couple of dollars, no need to get dressed. She opens the front door.
“Would you like to buy some blinds?” he asks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You may have all of the first 4 issues, but if pregnant you must be pregnant ONLY.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I wonder; is the backpack sick or pregnant?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

What about persons who are not pregnant only?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m not old, weak, sick, disable or pregnant.

Just confuse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 5:30 am: Pregnant, definitely. See that belly, and how tired it looks?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Backpack shouldn’t be there, it’s a strapping young thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum | 5:00 am: To make blind persons alight, don’t throw just any off the bus, only those who are smoking.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am: Good point! Can’t see from this angle whether the zipper is dilated.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If you’re none of these things and want to be a jerk, you can sit there anyway and then tell people you have a disability that makes you unable to read.

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