Mommy, my shoes hurt…

Everybody’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.

That’s so metal!

Some sewing kit! Sewing machine, thread, needles, etc, etc, not included.

Man, my shoes will look so badass with these new safety pins!

Please also buy our complementary instant hammering tape.

Contents made in China. Packaging made in Best Korea. MWAHAHAHA!

When you play the tape there is a lot of hemming and also some hawing.

The first person to tie one of those shoelaces in a bow using their fingers wins an internet.

Who says Punk Rock is dead?

You can’t fool me: those are replacement zippers.

After seeing this post, it makes me wonder what was actually in that bag on the previous post.

Well, at least they won’t loosen…

I bought the Instant Lemming Tape by accident. I only have one word: ew.

Just think of it as acupuncture, sweetie.

OK so instead of the bailing wire, bubble gum and….THIS???

– Mommy, I hate this Sewing Kitty!

I wonder what’s in the sawing kit …

What every punk needs

Phew I thought they were socks

In my country we use duct tape.

“What prick is responsible for this?”

Extract from a Spoonerism Comic:-” Hello Ratman. That evil Joker has the good citizens of Gotham City hobblin’ from selling safety pins as shoe laces” “Holy Plimsolls Commissioner!!!! They’re hobblin’ from that hobgoblin… What a prick!!!!! I’ll pack off Bobbin – He’ll stop the hobblin’ by nobblin’ the goblin!!!!”