I’ve got a severe case of dissent.

Let’s all civil

Because the sign told me so.

You have died of dissent.

Your health? We wouldn’t want anything to happen to it, would we, Mugsy? Like, we wouldn’t want it to catch on fire or anything.

For most people it rests in p*ss

Of course, you would get clubbed by police ending in poor health during protest.

I didn’t even know they were seeing each other.

That’s all well and good…

– Ah, here you are, you lazy health! Now get up and go home immediately, and if I ever see you again together with my civilized behavior in a place like this, I’ll beat the heart out of you!

Banner found at a meeting of all the city’s Families.

My health rests on the couch with a beer and a cigarette.

If you want to retain the use of your elbows, get ’em off the table.

I don’t think I’ve ever been threatened in a more civil manner.

…and your life expectancy rests on your ability to keep your western mouth shut while staying with us here in the PRC.

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia,

An actual sign nailed to the inner wall on the stairs up to the top of the Great Wall of China at the Badaling station says:

“Make No Nuisance!”

Or…at least it did back in December 2008.

Indeed. If you act like a yobbo, we will beat you to a pulp.

@Pete 0936. Was that the reason for “the one child policy” – to prevent the mking of nuisances.

Chinesee weather report:

Fine today.
Organ donor tomorrow.

Well, the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests proved to be bad for a lot of Chinese people’s health…

I believe sex can be bad for your health.

Especially if you regularly have it, with other peoples spouses.

It makes sense. It is a kinder way to tell somebody:

“If you misbehave, we will make sure that you will fall ill, or worse.”

“…So if you get sick, it’s YOUR fault!”

Asian apple keep a baka away

Stress is a killer

Not exactly Engrish. This is an accurate translation of the Chinese.