Damn hipsters…

Damn hipsters…

posted on 22 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

wood-beard-fillet

Hmmm, woody overtones. And hair.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Anderson.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You can’t get the wood, you know.

(Goon Show)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dunno about a “beard”, but most ladies have a map of Tasmania.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The wood beard fillet. The swimming beard knows it.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Well, the dish does have the vague shape of a beard.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And: If Woody Woodpecker would peck wood, how much wood would Woody Woodpecker peck?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Does a beard fillet in the woods?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Long Tom 0406. After a chunder?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It isn’t really a beard, it’s just fir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– And how would you like your beard, Madam?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The chef has a board look on his face.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Tree this is good, does it come with chips

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! I said beer, not beard!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Can you recommend a good shiraz to go with that

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bristlecone pine?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What no potatoes

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd 0417. Well filled.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! There’s a nail in my beard!
– Would you like a hammer sandwich with that, Sir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Marum | 4:43 am: Let’s fillet with Panda Beer!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Not solid wood, just some shavings.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Marum @4:05am Where is the Tasmanian Devil?

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Toto, I don’t think we’re in Brazil anymore…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Fillet’s kind of small. I’d rather have a chop.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Uh oh, I think I hear Ents outside….

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Just don’t let it sideburn…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It smells a little goaty….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Classic Steve | 8:08 am: White ents?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum | 4:05 am: … except in Brazil, where the ladies have GPS – Glossy Pudendum Skin.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Ents with birch bark?

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Toto, I don’t think we’re in Brazil anymore…”

Meaning “Nobody seems to wax their Mappa Tazzie here” in China…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Pete. You could try pulling them out – one at a time – wif your teef. 😉

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BTW. I would recommend that you tie the lady up first – though.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OH! In a sound-proof room also.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

and wear hearing protection. 👿

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

@Marum:

Uhhh, yeah mate.
Those all sound like wise suggestions!
Except maybe one…the one that’d require a year’s supply of dental floss!

You are clearly kinder and gentler than me.
Sound proof room? Quite thoughtful, that.

I’d have simply done something cruel and harsh like stuffing a tennis ball in her mouth and gagged her. Must be my Russian half talking.
(JUST joking crudely, ladies…I’d NEVER actually do that.)

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia….

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

I’m going to trim a little for take-home

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The beard would fill it, wooden tit?

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