Come on–it’s not koala bear.

But a koala isn’t a bear.

I guess it’s the nuts that give it flavor

Is the Panda extract yellow?

@Algernon 0402. Yes mate. It is more closely related to a Sloth.

A male Panda might get pretty angry, if one extracted him from a female Panda.

I smoke Camels, I drink Teddy beer and I, like, use Panda flavor to f u

– Paris Hilton

I’m not even going to ask where they stick the tube to get the panda extract! 😯

It’s a beer!

This is what Panda Extract does to you:

A priaparic young lad named Gray,
Had seventy erections a day,
When a lady named Maud,
Paused to cheer and applaud,
He got her every which way.

Smells like pandammonium.

It has long been my contention that, just because something is all natural, that doesn’t mean it should be eaten!

Personally I think they’re just taking the piss!

They also have panhandlers flavor too.

I prefer ‘Fish called Panda’ – just add water

Not so much tofu, as whatthefu?

Good thing it’s not Kodiak flavored, it would taste like chewing tobacco.

Extracted daily. Some two hours after feeding.

Now you know why the Tofu Panda is an endangered species.

WARNING — May contain nuts.

@Seventy2rd o clock: Those are Sea-Monkeys.

Is that Panda extract No. 1 or No. 2?

Pandas are known to eat bamboo and only bamboo.
Just think of it as recycled bamboo shoots.
🙂

This issue isn’t black or white you know.

Koala “extract” wouldn’t be so hard to get, though; sometimes it just showers from the trees! It may taste of eucalyptus oil – something I’m not about to test!

There are Asian wedding ceremonies in which the couple is expected to consume tiger’s penis soup. Yes, really.

Extract. Excrement. Whatever.

@Long Tom 2106. Shouldn’t they pat it once or twice first.:???:

A male Tiger mates with a female Tiger over 200 times, over the course of a couple of days. She then gives him an almighty clout in the ear, and sends him on his way.

I mean, what else could a girl do, after a performance like that?

To be fair it’s the last ingredient on the list so they dont use too much Panda in it.

Soylent Black and White

Fortunately, not Siberian Husky extract

I taste eucalyptus