Costumer parking?

Vehicles will be taken to compound W.

Car will turn back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight.

People found playing Frogger will be prosecuted.

Seeing such a sign makes you want to ribbit off…

….. Princess Toadstool excepted.

Who gives a frog, anyway?

Princess, by appointment ONLY. Conversion therapy at owner’s expense.

Better toad than toast

That’s why my hovercraft is full of flogs

A short test for customers (please note, only one answer is correct):

1. The private customers will be:

a. Snail White
b. Paris Hilton
c. Hello Kitty
d. Crap

2. Do you know how difficult is to become a toad?

a. I know
b. I don’t know

Careful. Toads with motorcars have an unfortunate history.

What if I just want to hop in and out real quick?

but i just wanted a BUD… WEIS… ER

For amphibious vehicles only

Must be at Frog Hollow

But officer, it was froggy when I parked and I couldn’t see the sign!

When I got my car back, it gave me warts.

Hey mechanic…why does my car pee lately whenever I touch it?

Yes, this establishment hires Wiccans!

Could be worse. At least they won’t flog you.

If they take my car away I’ll get a newt one.

… and that’s why I always carry jumper leads in my car.

Better move your car bufo the tow truck arrives.

Flog.

Aww man! I wanted to be Yoshi.

$200 fine for screaming

Is the Engrish update schedule now random, or is this just because the server has been toad?

Oh no, my car got in a wreck and was toadalled.

@PeeBee; that’s because you didn’t have it coated with a uranium seal.

Sorry Mario, your parking space is at another castle. – Toad

Toadully fersher

Vandalisation strictly prohibited.
Offenders will be frogged severely.

Patrolled by Elphaba Security and Natural Pest Control

Toad Car The Wet Sprocket