Costumer parking?
posted on 6 Oct 2016 in Signs
Witches working over time…
Photo courtesy of Affa Madcat.
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Vehicles will be taken to compound W.
People found playing Frogger will be prosecuted.
Seeing such a sign makes you want to ribbit off…
….. Princess Toadstool excepted.
Who gives a frog, anyway?
Princess, by appointment ONLY. Conversion therapy at owner’s expense.
Better toad than toast
That’s why my hovercraft is full of flogs
A short test for customers (please note, only one answer is correct):
1. The private customers will be:
a. Snail White
b. Paris Hilton
c. Hello Kitty
d. Crap
2. Do you know how difficult is to become a toad?
a. I know
b. I don’t know
Careful. Toads with motorcars have an unfortunate history.
What if I just want to hop in and out real quick?
but i just wanted a BUD… WEIS… ER
For amphibious vehicles only
Must be at Frog Hollow
But officer, it was froggy when I parked and I couldn’t see the sign!
When I got my car back, it gave me warts.
Hey mechanic…why does my car pee lately whenever I touch it?
Yes, this establishment hires Wiccans!
Could be worse. At least they won’t flog you.
If they take my car away I’ll get a newt one.
… and that’s why I always carry jumper leads in my car.
Better move your car bufo the tow truck arrives.
Flog.
Aww man! I wanted to be Yoshi.
$200 fine for screaming
Is the Engrish update schedule now random, or is this just because the server has been toad?
Oh no, my car got in a wreck and was toadalled.
@PeeBee; that’s because you didn’t have it coated with a uranium seal.
Sorry Mario, your parking space is at another castle. – Toad
Toadully fersher
Vandalisation strictly prohibited.
Offenders will be frogged severely.
Patrolled by Elphaba Security and Natural Pest Control
Toad Car The Wet Sprocket