Eau de beef

Find the Engrish Fragrance

Smell the taste

– I’m Barbie Grill and this is my best friend, Miss Steak. Nice to meat you, Pizza!

– Waiter, where’s my pizza with meat fragrance?
– Second odor on the left, Sir.

It smells so flesh!

Additional toppings containing fragrances of grassland, hay, and cow chips available for an extra 20 RMB each.

Note they didn’t specify which meat from which animal.
Things that make you go “hmmmmm…”

Smell my meat.

Mmmmm…meat flagrance!

CAUTION: May contain traces of taste

@Seventy2rd o clock: Good taste or bad taste?

They spray it with “new carne” scent.

You want meat fragrance? Pull my finger!

Doesn’t contain meat but traces of nuts

Sorry did somebody fart

The pizza itself, however, is vegetarian. Too bad.

Pizza with meat fragrance: to satisfy your carnal desires.

@Geo 1430. . Carnal ? Not that sort of meat.

Don’t you really mean “carnivorous” desires?

Unless you are doing something to your steak, rather than tenderizing it.

OK, who cut the (pizza) cheese?

@Algernon 225:

Dude you’re forgetting the cardinal rule:
He who smelt it, dealt it.

Hope the cheese is real.

@Marum | 4:07 pm
I was trying to make a pun by associating “carnal desires” with both gluttony (which is one of them) and meat itself.
Unfortunately, the “meat” turned out to be of a different fragrance, as you’ve pointed out.
Sigh… if I must explain a joke, it’s probably horrible.

It’s a rear bleath of flesh air.

Hmmm… I smell a rat!

@Frank Burns | 1:56 pm: Pizza is now pull-my-finger-food!

@Pete | 11:44 am: I think it’s all bull, myself.

It smells like Teen Pizza Face

The bacon trees are flowering well this year.

@Geo 0508 😉

I prefer eau de calzone.

Meat is like coffee, the smell is even better than the taste.

Reminds me of the experimental roast beef flavoured contraceptive pill. It didn’t work and resulted in a number of women winding up in the Yorkshire pudding club.