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posted on 20 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

high-toy

Hey kid, wanna get high toy?

Photo courtesy of C.T.
Toy from China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

In other words, this will give your kid a concussion.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

A high toy? I didn’t know Towelie from South Park still had merchandise.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

He grew up to be high on meth instead

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Japanese babies get high on it, and find it highly addictive.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

to play with the “geometry shape”

not sure if that is getting perverted

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

School starts early

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Next thing Einstein

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Teach your kids the facts of life. Buy them a miniature Fox Terrier.

It will cork anything with a hole in it, that is incautious enough to stay in one spot for more than three seconds.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

You must be this high to see geometric shapes in this ride.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

This toy is so extremely high that it can only be found on top of Mt. Everest.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

If the manufacturer wants to enhance the baby with to play to the geometry shape understanding, they had better made the toy looks like boobs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, I hate this, I wanna nuclear physics and Marxism!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The only necessary geometry you need to know, is that the point goes into the hole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

This toy has to be at least this high _________ to raise baby’s interest

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

When I was a kid we grew our own toys, dammit!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Made by Toys”R”High

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The thing in the second carriage is a Pythagasauras from the early Boolean era.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: May cause Brian damage

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

With this toy, esteemed son will develop brian of Einstein.

The trouble is, that it will be Frank not Albert.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@72rd 0420 Never knew Brian was an old Japanese name.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Look Ma, no drugs!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Teach your child Political Theory.

Read to them from Boobmarx.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Marum: I think it actually came from an old Chinese movie ‘Role of Brian’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This is your brain.
This is your brain on geometry.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Kind of interesting. Could be better.
Rating 6/10.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0415. When they played, “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours”.
She held the boy’s part in her hand and said: “Ooh! It’s horrible!” Then she found it gruesome more.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I, Al Jabr, approve of this toy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

They see me role-in, they playin’.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Warning, choking hazard.

Also, a tripping hazard.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Also, misunderstanding begins to move the brain – the role of an unfinished sentence

Geo
Geo
10 years ago

Make up your mind! Is this a “kind of” or “extremely” high toy? It can’t be both.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Marketing copy lifted directly from a random Amazon product review.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Somebody moved my brain and now I can’t find anything.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The most boring toys get kind of interesting when one is extremely high.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Some mysterious woman in 60s attire moved my brain into a black box on a remote planet.

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

“High Toy”, the chinese answer to “FisherPrice My First Meth Lab”.

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