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Let me see the knife first…
posted on 21 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries
I use it for tips.
Photo courtesy of Anthony Ontiveros.
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Machete AK 47
Everything for the now and then
Hell money.
For paying the boatman on the river Styx.
If Joss is an Aussie, h will probably stic it in anything he can get hold of.
Is Dung a kitchen supply?
I am incence d at the spelling of “Joss Stic”.
I’m saving up for a pitchfork.
I need a Joss Stic for my Stay Platoon 4
Fair nuff. Where can I get me kong
Hell money is what you have to pay to Infernal Revenue.
@72rd 0407.. It is the nearest thing Vietnam has to crab.
CAUTION: Knife is not a high toy!
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am: Finding dung in the kitchen would be quite a supplies!
@Marum 4:03
Good thing there’s a bank there.
If it is a store supplying expat Aussis, It really says: Vegemite and Tim Tams sold here.
@ Marum: Or dump!
@ Droll not Troll: It’s probably brought in by those dump kids who always crap their hands
These retailers want every damned cent.
It’s the only currency Clinton Foundation will accept.
@Yu No Hoo. 0421
DONG!
D1 = AUD0.000059
So, if you se a house renting for D38 million a month, don’t take a heart attack.
Is it really necessary to hang Gia?
BTW. That is a very upmarket 5 brm. or so. One can get much cheaper.
The man holding the knife is always right..
Joss stic = joss stick with the end cut off. Maybe they’re easier to light.
@Marum 4:26
Aha!
So if I stretch my dollar there I will get a long dong.
Anyone know the currency exchange rate? I need to redo my kitchen.
I know Satan is the sole operator for exchanging Hell Money.
And Gordon Ramsay‘s Hell‘s Kitchen is next door.
Dung??? Is this place next door to No. 2 restaurant?
Dao Nhang me, Dao Nhang me,
Why don’tcha take a rope and hang me?
@Yu No Hoo 0504. Hahaha mate. That particular male fantasy is totally redundant in most of Asia. Unless you only hang out with bar-girls, or ladyboys.
By the time my lady and I both found that out, we were too much in love/lust with one another to reconsider. But we were both very young. GOD! I was only 17 – seems like yesterday. 😥
@Yu No Huu. Bank of the River Styx, a division of Eternal Damnation Finance Company.
Don’t shop here, you’ll get burned.
The 7 stands for the deadly sins.
Well, it is the root of all evil.
To all people making currency jokes:
Hell Money is even less valuable than the Vietnamese dong.
1 VND (Vietnamese dong) 666 HEM (Hell money)
Even then, you won’t be able to use it, because you’ll be burning up for all eternity. No, really!
A sin tax?
Marum | 4:26 am As Franklin Roosevelt once said, “we will not go to war over any damn Ding Dong.”
Joss Stic? Any relation to Joss Whedon?
With my luck people would burn tons on Hell Money at my funeral and I’d arrive in Hell only to find out they only take Monopoly Money.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_money
That’s what I spend at the casino.