Sweet Boby Jesus

Porcelain figurines … perfect match for the magic sewer.

“I angel” .. The sequel to “I Robot” after it “dies”.

Jesus was a police officer? (bobby = British police officer)

And Brian what about Brian

Q. Why wasn’t Jesus born in New Zealand.

A. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin

Sheep Cattle

algernon: It’s a shame, but always look on the bright side of life….

I’m glad it comes with something to make it stable. I wouldn’t want the figures falling over all the time.

Mr Bean. Harrods

Mary and Joseph named him Harold.
As the kids recite:

Our father who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name.

That’s a thought. One could make the whole nativity scene out of poople.

There would be plenty of “raw” material on the floor of a stable.

@Huu 409:

I s’pose they’re weebles.

TAke this and eat for this is my Boby which is broker for you.

@BFC 0421 Ha ha.

This is my boby, this is my blod,
Mix them with incense,
And they turn into mud.

Sign in the Tiber Times. Today, one Jesus ben Joseph of the House of David, was crucified by the Roman Military, on behalf of the Tribes of Israel, for the crime of sedition.

Signed Pontius Pilate

Legate of Galilee, on behalf of The Imperial Roman Empire.

There once was a lass from Galilee,
Who thought that her child came from the divinity,
But ’twas not the Almighty,
Who lifted her nightie,
But the dirty old priest who took her virginity

.. and one LED star (batteries not included).

They must be giving him a bath.

@ algernon | 4:04 am : IIRC, Brian was born a bit further up the road.

Bobble-head Jesus??

Blessed be the cheesemakers

Apparently, Jesus did have brothers but I don’t think there was one called Boby.

Mory, Jaseph & 1 ongle

@Algrnon 0514. Why only the cheesemakers?

Wut, no Santa?

Matthew 10:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Is this some hybrid of Jesus and Bobby Fischer? A mad chess-playing religious preacher?

@marum 542:

Rhymes with peacemakers

That’s Mister Robert Christ, to you.

Hopefully this doesn’t count as blasphemy.
(Of course not! It’s just a silly spelling mistake. Which reminds me… 1 star. This isn’t Engrish at all!)

@Geo: Of course there’s one star. It showed the wise men* the way to the manger.

(*Whether the Magi were men or women is a debate for another place. )

@Pete | 8:52 am We should all strive for world cheese, then. 😛

@Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm
Always there to save the day from party poopers like me: I have a feeling you are righteous. If that is the case… God bress you.

Dangit Boby, whut’d I tell you about raisin’ yourself from the dead?

@Geo | 7:36 pm: Righteous? Moi? I just like playing with
languages and ideas. As for religion, you could consider me an agnostic with Buddhist leanings.

@Geo | 7:36 pm: BTW, I wasn’t the one who down voted your comment.

@DnT & Geo. Must b a Kiwi. Thy also voted down my NZ joke.

@Algernon. I was referring to the movie.

‘What did he say?’
“Blessed are the Cheesemakers.”
‘Why only the Cheesemakers?’
“He really doesn’t mean only the Cheesemakers, I’m sure he is referring to all the amalgamated dairy workers.”

or words to that effect.

Looked it up:

Spectator I: I think it was “Blessed are the cheesemakers”.

Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what’s so special about the cheesemakers?

Gregory: Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

BOBY Jesus.. Sorry I mean BYOB… I’m drunk.
On second thoughts,
maybe you shouldn’t go out drinking.
You could just stay home where it’s stable

Are you a devout Engrishtian?

Hark the Harold angels sing…

Hank
Peggy
Bobby
1 propane tank

@DnT 0143. Haha mate. I am an agnostic with single-malt leanings. The only thing I believe in, is that I may have another wee dram.

I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you’re going to drink, drink with me.

I heard that his fother wos o corpenter

I should have said “nihilist” dunno’ why I typed agnostic.