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Tight Dependence Engrish.
The newest fangle!
Watch me pull a rat from my hat…
Photo courtesy of Matt Valentine.
Toy found in Hong Kong.
(142 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)
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The only family playing in the sewers are the mice.
Just the thing for the blind fish
The family wears brown
I love clothes made from the sweatshops of the magic sewers. “Family playing” does not describe those sweatshops, though.
To what magical land does the sewer connect? Flushing, NY?
Magic just isn’t what it used to be.
It’s so much better than the Magic Septic system the came out a few years ago.
What sewercery is this?
Magic?
What, the sewer’s effluent goes “poof” and disappears?
Anything is possible. Many years ago the Brissie Courier mail ran a job ad Thus : Female sewer required.
Ahh…maybe the magic sewer is where you wind up if you pronounce “Diagon Alley” wrong when you’re in the magic fireplace….
@Pete. 0442. Nein. It goes LGBTQI and vanishes.
@jjhitt 0421. Yes indeed. It has gone totally down the drain.
It is magic alright. Every time you flush, the methane ignites, and every damn thing vanishes.
Harry Potty and the Magic Sewer – latest book by JK Rolling.
The perfect do-it-yourself kit for tailoring clothes for those times when you really wish people would just leave you alone.*
*Sewer aroma applicator come included.
The sewer rats have really sharp fangles.
For the sewer magician’s next act, he will spit through the eye of a needle.
The Magic Sewer may be a drain on your family’s resources.
3 and up is the sew age.
The true origin of the Ninja Turtles.
What a crappy toy.
For the plumber in your little girl’s heart.
(Waste not included.)
Sewer Magic = Hoocus Poocus
………or the Enchanted Outhouse.
For that poophoric experience.
Hmmm. Maybe that’s were my career has gone?!
Run to the light at the end of the ceramic exit.
For the Ty-D-Bol family.
Some kids dream of moving up to a sweat shop in a sewer. But we had no such luck. We lived in a cardboard box in the middle of the road.
I have a strong urge to pull your finger while you are sewing
@Yu No Hoo | 5:04 am: Haha! “spit”… do I smell a typo?
@Droll
I’ll call it a p-euphemism.
Normal sewers have smells – a magic sewer has spells.
@Rt | 3:36 pm: You like the sound of ripping fabric? 😛
@Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am: Sewercery is better than ditchcraft.
@Droll
…or bognostication.
But we don’t count cockroaches as family members.