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So why are you building dyslexic motels anyway?
Our people are just screwing around…
One of Castro’s prisons, I assume.
Well, you know construction workers.
Muchachos Garcias! No need to apologise for the convenience!
The wolf whistles are the least of your worries!
We would like to know how you feel…………………………..about this.
Posted during the renovation of Neverland Ranch.
We use moles for underground construction, and these are the molest ones we could get.
Also excuse the wolf whistles and the rude comments, and especially the swearing.
— Groper’s Construction Company
Is that a drill in your tool belt, or are you just happy to see me?
Must be building a priest‘s residence.
Careful where you put your hands
@Ben-Despite all the rumors and a nuisance suit, there is no evidence Michael Jackson ever molested and children. Even a The New Yorker magazine article suggested he was sexually impotent.
The molest of all
Our Cuban workers are; tall, dark, and all hands.
Molest in Spanish has a different meaning to that in English.
It means in this sense “inconvenience” ie. molesto (m): molesta (f)
With two you get bonus nachos. (Buenos noches)
I see re-establishing trade relations is starting to pay off.
I guess it means they sent Denny Hastert to Gitmo.