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Employees after then washes hands.
After then puts seat down…
Photo courtesy of Deemah Sokolove.
Found in Beijing, China.
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What happens before after?
After Then, friend of After Eight
Thanks for the invitation, here’s my R.S.P.P.
Nobody says clean like toilet water, except the Tidy Bowl Man.
But ‘before then’ cannot make the invitation, because it is feeling a bit flushed today.
We proudly present, for the fist time in this hemisphere, the Clockwise Swirl.
Because if it invites it before now, it will be probably still too scared to accepted it yesterday then
apre moi le deluge!
Are you sure there isn’t a leak
Better than a fresh air urination
After furthermore, invites the spraying air freshener.
We invite you to try this water, imported all the way from New York.
Peeing Tom Waits …
No, those things in the urinal are not after then mints!
Hurry up! I gotta “then” real bad!
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am: Between distress.
If you are constipated are you “later”?
if x=1 then mellow
if x=2 then flush
You can then now, but you may still need to later.
It gets the hose after then.
If you feel daring, flush while then.
Flushing water: now available at Flushing Meadows.
@WorrierPrincess: It gets the hose regardless.
Shaka, when the walls fell…
What’s a, “then”?
Then.
No! NO! NOT THE HOSE!!!
Especially not again.
Coz. The second time you know exactly what to expect.
Which actually makes it worse.
Odd.
I thought in Beijing PRC, leaks are forbidden and punishable by death.
(If not by auto-explosion first.)
Ohhh…this explains the exploding chickens!