We get nappers all the time…

Hit your head and you will be doing the big sleep.

I will slip on this advice

The translator got tired of accuracy checking

Nod off anywhere you like

It is the slips which cause babies.

Only homeless sleep on stairs, and yes I do mind.

Happy days kick up your heels

I Sle Ping deprove this sign.

The sign looks like “watch out for people sleeping on the stairs”

Crouching Tiger, slipping Dragon.

So that’s what “falling asleep” means.

If I had a mattress that shape I would definitely mind the sleeps!

Don’t climb stairs while wearing bedroom sleepers.

That damned Sandman has been spilling the stuff again!

Best if you’re an early… riser.

We realize that in a fit of passion, you may not be able to wait until you reach your room. However, the management requests that you do not make love in the stairwells. As we have had several accidents resulting in pregnancies, due to this practice, the management specifically disclaims any responsibility for such an event. Also if persons using the steps for their intended purpose, stand on any of your private parts, the management will not be held to account for your medical expenses, or the expenses of any other person, due to their falling over you. Yours faithfully:The… Read more »

I fell a step!

So they hand me a broom and say “Sweep the steep sleeps”.

CAUTION: Sleep and dream carefully!

Please gap my mind …

I’m not falling for it. https://engrish.com/2014/08/dont-fall-for-it/

@A Non-Y Mouse
The sleeps won’t realize it’s a repost…

“Mommy, how many more sleeps until we get to the top of these stairs?”
“Shut up kid, that’s for Christmas, not stairs.”

I feel asleep!!

Poor guy only has one hand, no wonder he fell.

Spotted on Elm Street. :3

The person on the sign is posing to be drawn.

This bed is great for your lumbar region

Sleepwalker Crossing